Monday, September 19, 2011

Why nothing will replace Facebook (least not for a while)

Though I'm quite motivated in many aspects of my life:
  • Olympic marathon trials qualifier in marathon (extreme amount of work)
  • MS/PHD program while working full time
I'm still VERY lazy.  I do not think I am alone.  Especially when it comes to technology and using web-based applications.  I'm hardly motivated to find all of the features of gmail, Facebook and other such entities.  I usually just wait until I stumble across someone who wants to show me how well they have mastered these tools and pick up tips.

For example, gmail has a multi-sign-on feature that allows you to sign on as multiple users at once.  I have two gmail email addresses.  I do not use this feature.  I have safari and Mozilla on my laptop and keep one account signed in within each browser, effectively signing in both account via two windows.  Why do I do this?  Because I do not want to figure out how to use their service.  I started to read it, got tired after 5 seconds and decided my way in life was sufficient.

But I digress.  Slightly.

I do not think I am alone with my aversion to learn all of the features of a product I already use.  I'm tech-savy and I hate doing it if I'm not motivated at times.  I currently have 3 email addresses.  Part of this is due to work where I cannot check my personal email at work and checking my work email at home is a pain.  This I am forced to live 2 separate email lives.  It should stop there.  But I have a gmail account that I am slowly converting to for all email traffic.  But (and this is embarrassing.  So embarrassing that my professor tried to kick me out of class for admitting it today) I still have an AOL account.

WHY?

Because in order to move off of AOL completely I need to email EVERYONE I know and ensure they never send email to my AOL account.  I'd also have to move saved mail from AOL to gmail, move contacts, update automatic notifications I have that I actually use online (I could set up a forward but then I'd get all of the spam my AOL account also receives as well) and occasionally check my AOL for important emails from family that I need to get.   We all have family members that just don't get the 'I changed email addresses' bit, right?

So it's a pain.  And laborious.  And that is what it would take to migrate off of Facebook.  All of my friends are on Facebook.  All of my pictures are on Facebook.  Facebook is now also an email system of sorts and I (gasp!) save emails there in a effort to keep some important things vice write them down.  If I migrate to google+ I, and all of my friends, would have to re-friend everyone, copy all pictures I might want, establish the same lists via circles and re-create my virtual life.

But I'm lazy.  I'm not going to do it.  Maybe the rest of the Comp. Sci. students in the world might decide to do this, but they're not.  They're not as lazy as I am and they're not doing it.  Even if G+ is better.  Even if the UI is faster, more intuitive, integrates into the rest of the Google platform and blows Facebook out of the water.  There is something to be said about being 'first' in certain social computing aspects.  Facebook did overtake MySpace, but I believe MySpace did a poor job covering the different aspects of what social media needed to do.

MySpace didn't provide the API Facebook did and let's be honest, it was a little shady.  The default 'browsing' feature was to search for women between 18 and 35 that were single, viruses spread like the plague on Myspace and it was WAY too easy to assume the identity of another person (a group of my friends all decided to be Chuck one day on Myspace.  They all had the same profile pic, info, name, music and background.  Unless you knew the actual URL of the real Chuck, you never knew who you were talking to).

But Facebook incorporates any and every improvement Google+ makes to Facebook in a quick fashion, allowing users to have all features of both products.  So, until the lazy folks like myself die off from this planet or a social network that is tracked inside our conscious brains is invented I do not see the masses leaving Facebook anytime soon.

Sorry Google, I really liked Google+

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For an interesting visualization of the different lives I live via email please see this:  https://wiki.cs.umd.edu/cmsc734_11/index.php?title=Confessions_of_my_email